Life is like running with scissors
naked through freezing blizzards
—Terri Guillemets
funny, or at least I think so
Life is like running with scissors
naked through freezing blizzards
—Terri Guillemets
Evolution: one small step for man, one giant leap backward for mankind.
—Terri Guillemets
I’m a coffee is half-full kind of girl.
—Terri Guillemets
Every time a champagne bottle pops, a party angel gets its wings.
—Terri Guillemets
In Phoenix, Jack Frost doesn’t nip — he just tickles.
—Terri Guillemets
Birdsong: a branch of music.
—Terri Guillemets
Winter in ‘Zona is springtime
Spring is summer askew
Summer is torturous hellfire
Autumn is summer part II
—Terri Guillemets
I’ve had such bad insomnia the sleep cops have issued a warrant for my rest.
—Terri Guillemets
Just so you know, I lied about my weight on my poetic license.
—Terri Guillemets
I’m an insomniacaholic
if there is such a thing
well, I know there is —
I am one, and their king!
—Terri Guillemets
Evolution: that last step was a doozy!
—Terri Guillemets